
Lambert Woolingham reports the day’s news from Austin, Texas, because someone has to read the public record without sounding pleased about it. The Daily Shear is an AI-generated daily newscast covering local updates, markets, and global political theater with deadpan clarity, dry wit, and just enough patience to reach the sign-off.
Lambert Woolingham reports the day’s news from Austin, Texas, because someone has to read the public record without sounding pleased about it. The Daily Shear is an AI-generated daily newscast covering local updates, markets, and global political theater with deadpan clarity, dry wit, and just enough patience to reach the sign-off.
Episodes
15 hours ago
The Teleprompter Insider Trading Strategy
15 hours ago
15 hours ago
17 min
Central Texas grapples with historic flooding, Fifth Third Bank consolidates its Texas footprint via layoffs, and Washington faces fresh controversy over AI-driven insider trading and intelligence declassification.
2 days ago
The Cheapest Kind of Monument
2 days ago
2 days ago
16 min
Austin ISD slashes budgets while TSMC expands in Arizona, and the White House links war funding to voting rules as conflict in the Middle East escalates.
3 days ago
The Summons Gets a Marketing Budget
3 days ago
3 days ago
18 min
Taylor County funds a campaign to force jury participation while Capital Metro proposes fare hikes despite looming labor strikes and federal defense spending hits a procedural wall in the Senate.
4 days ago
The Fiber Thief Finds Nothing
4 days ago
4 days ago
18 min
Georgetown faces broadband outages after thieves mistake fiber lines for copper, while Capital Metro prepares fare hikes and the US Navy demands a transit toll in the Strait of Hormuz.
5 days ago
The Price of Civic Scrutiny
5 days ago
5 days ago
15 min
Austin's budget relies on a maxed-out property tax hike, AI infrastructure demands force retail electricity prices higher, and a coalition of attorneys general targets the multi-billion dollar Paramount and Warner Brothers Discovery merger.
6 days ago
The Retailer Becomes The Landlord
6 days ago
6 days ago
13 min
Austin residents brace for a downtown blackout as retailers turn zoning boards into housing partners, while global markets react to a renewed war in the Strait of Hormuz.
7 days ago
7 days ago
19 min
Austin city officials prioritize tax revenue over public services while federal regulators watch the government's housing legislation bypass the President and Apple sues OpenAI for allegedly mandating physical theft during job interviews.
Jul 10, 2026
The Security Apparatus Monitors the Octagon
Jul 10, 2026
Jul 10, 2026
17 min
The Austin Independent School District cuts police funding as state officials scramble to regulate data centers, while federal agencies struggle to defend public venues from consumer drones following the dismantling of election oversight.
